What if you descended into darkness and became a minion of evil?
I think I would want to be a poltergeist. I would follow people around and every time they did or said something stupid I would do things to them.
- Like that boy that likes to wear his pants halfway down his bottom… I would pull his pants down.
- Or the kid about to get one of those awful plugs in his ear… I would pull and twist on his ear until he screamed.
- And the girl who falls for the line “don’t worry, you can’t get pregnant the first time”… I would stomp as loud as I could all over the hood of the car until the mood was broken.
I’m sure there are more, but I can’t think of any of them right now. I guess that’s actually doing the public a service. I don’t think I’d be a very good minion of evil, but I sure as hell would have a ton of fun being a poltergeist.
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